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In the US, a running joke is asking people after a crisis or triumph what they now plan to do, and the answer is "go to Disneyland".

But Ms. Betancourt, after her release from FARC captivity, plans to go to Lourdes to thank Mary for her release...Get Religion comments how the press is ignoring this angle.
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Attention SanFrancisco: Don't P*** off the geek...
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Attention girlwatchers: Don't P*** off L/Cpl Hodge AKA Combat Barbie...
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Attention Homeland security: you need to confiscate these dangerous spoons...
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and the headline of the day:

Camel urine trade flourishing