Friday, July 04, 2008

Opera teaches one how to date

excerpt:

Go for the old woman. Sometimes she's hot. (Flute)

Love your woman even though she's fickle and unfaithful like all women? (Cosi)

Be SURE you know his or her gender, if that sort of thing is important to you. (Fidelio)

Stay the fuck away from tenors. I mean,seriously. (Rigoletto)

The hot ones are always crazy. (Lucia, Puritani, Carmen)

"If he's dead, he can't say no" (Salome)



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