Headlines below the fold

Obama promised to remove all abortion restrictions...that would mean forcing Catholic hospitals to do abortions...but the bishops said they'd rather close the hospitals....
well, that will bring America together...
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Why hijack a plane when you can hijack a supertanker?
Yup. In a plane, you would have to fight off passengers, but supertankers could become floating bombs.
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Embryonic stem cells have problems... you need to buy new "eggs" to make new embryos...discussion HERE
Adult stem cells are cheaper, more abundent, and are less prone to cancerous degeneration, but you wouldn't know that from most reports in the MSM...
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Russia may play hardball with the Pirates.
Good...If Bush tried this, the headlines would count every dead body as an innocent civilian... but the Russians don't care...
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And the headline for today:

Japanese man releases hundreds of worms in train