Bible Reading take two

for those who prefer more modern bible translations, try the LOLCat Bible...
and Meeyauw Blog has LOLCAT lectionary readings....
which are either blasphemous, cute, or thought provoking, depending on your sense of humor:

from Luke2:

25 So der wuz dis dood calld Simeon, an he wuz a gud dood and teh Ceiling Cat thot he wuz kewl.
26 It had been reveald to him by Hover Cat dat he wud not dye before he had seen teh lordz Christ wrappeded lk burito.
27 He wuz hangin out in da temple and when he saw da baybee burito,
28 Simeon did not eated baybee but insteads hugged him an sed,
29 "Spiffy Ceiling Cat, I can to be dying nao,
30 'coz I saw teh salvation and teh coolness
31 that u maded for all teh peoplez an stuffs,