Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Gertrude and Heathcliff

Heathcliff, as acted by Lawrence Olivier, is a romantic hero.

But this Heathcliff the Seagull is also famous.
Heathcliffe: Tell me Gertie, What's a polygon?
Gertrude: A polygon is a dead parrot.
Heathcliffe: I heard Peter Rabbit went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled, and they wouldn't give him any Novocain.
Gertrude: Because Peter Rabbit is an Ether bunny!

Did you know I can't find any real Red Skelton on You tube? Sigh.

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Oh my....he's not on Youtube but Internet archives has some of his old shows to download. LINK

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