Monday, June 22, 2009

Headlines below the fold


Cartoon of the day.
And I'm not the only one noticing that CNN is sucking up to the mullahs in their coverage.link

and the ManoloBlog links back to this older essay on the sartorial problems of their aging president:

Briefly and remarkably, the President of the Iran wears the same khaki windbreaker, wrinkled trousers, cheap oxford shirts, scruffy beard and wild eyes favored by the aging high school chemistry teachers everywhere.
Yes, in his youth he was the firebrand who would shake the very foundations of the society, but today he is content to expound upon his paranoid conspiracy theories while exercising his petty autocratic powers over the dull kids who sit in the back of the class...

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The invention you were waiting for: The stabless knife...

Cornock, 42, from Swindon. England, said that the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death..

two problems:
One, how can you get the potato eyes out without a tip?

Two: killers can still slash people with the knife.

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Note to criminals: It's okay to break the speed limit when you are being chased by the cops.

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67 Pinoys arrested in Saudi.

Note to Rudy Guilliani: Don't cross dress as a joke if you visit Saudi...

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and although neither snow nor rain will keep your postman from delivering the mail, the Attack Kitty will keep him from your door.





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