
headsup from DaveBarry, who says that if the dog's phaser was working, whoever did this would be dead
However worthy the go topless campaign, we are rather puzzled as to why it is underwritten by the Raelian Foundation, who appear to be acting under direct orders from "our human creators from outer space".
Things that make you go, hmmm…
Steve Weller, activities co-ordinator for the Jewish Lads and Girls Brigade, said he organised the record attempt as an activity for the group's summer camp.
"Somebody challenged me to break a world record and custard pies just came into my head," he said.
"We did have 650 pies to start with, but I think two got eaten."
The previous record of 120 people was accomplished in Los Angeles, California in 2008.
but actually, the best custard pie fight is this one:
I have fallen in love
with the same woman three times;
In a day spanning 19 years
of tearful joys and joyful tears.I loved her first when she was young,
enchanting and vibrant, eternally new.
She was brilliant, fragrant,
and cool as the morning dew.
I fell in love with her the second time;
when first she bore her child and mine
always by my side, the source of my strength,
helping to turn the tide.But there were candles to burn
the world was my concern;
while our home was her domain.
and the people were mine
while the children were hers to maintain;So it was in those eighteen years and a day.
’till I was detained; forced in prison to stay.Suddenly she’s our sole support;
source of comfort,
our wellspring of Hope.
on her shoulders felt the burden of Life.I fell in love again,
with the same woman the third time.
Looming from the battle,
her courage will never fadeAmidst the hardships she has remained,
undaunted and unafraid.
she is calm and composed,
she is God’s lovely maid.
The worm apparently jumps out of the sand and kills people by spitting concentrated acid or shooting lightning from its rectum over long distances, NZPA reports. (Seriously.)
By Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer
In USA TODAY no less...
My take on the health care bill was moved from my blog to HERE...
White House Snitch line link HERE: flag@whitehouse.gov.
There is a fatwa on the subject of eating mermaids that cites many scholarly Islamic sources.