Stuff below the fold

Attention CSI:

Death by lipstick...
Well, better lead than Madcow brains...
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War robots in rodeo...

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The next conspiracy theory: The Masons did it.
Guess they didn't see National Treasure, which blamed the Masonic plot on the only signer who couldn't have been a Mason

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In Arizona, Church bells are limited to 60 db, but ice cream trucks can emit bells to 70 db. As a result

Christ the King Church ... pastor, Bishop Rick Painter, was sentenced for ringing his church’s bells.... He was given a suspended sentence of ten days in jail and three years’ probation on June 3.
...probation… talk about the Clapper of Damocles! says Father Z...

Yup, another clapper caper...

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The UK lists "chavs" (i.e. teens) at the top of their "most annoying things
Sounds about right...
Big Brother is 33 and Michael Jackson 51