Leisure Suit Larry and other absurditys in the news

On BNN I posted a post about the staged "relief" ship escapade into Gaza, only to have one poster lament that the Evil Jews are stopping vital supplies from going into Gaza:

"...the Israellis steadfastly refuse to publish a list of allowed goods and appear to change their minds daily on what is allowed. Eg. Hair conditioner is banned at the moment..."

Oh my, no wonder the people in Gaza are rioting: They are having a bad hair day, and it's all Israel's fault.

But if I remember correctly, hair tonics contain alcohol and other inflammable ingredients, so I googled and found this on the Leisure Suit Larry game:

Get engaged. After cartoon, walk south, east to fire ring and get ashes. Walk south and get sand. Walk north, west, north, SAVE. Walk to middle edge at chasm. Throw vine. Stand near big crevice, near the steam. Put the airsick bag in the hair tonic. Light airsick bag with matches. Throw bottle in crevice. Kill doctor.

Of course, moonshine whiskey would do just as well, but good Muslims presumably won't touch evil alcohol.

on the other hand, maybe playing Leisure suit Larry while drinking beer would be a more benign than teaching your children to blow up Jews.

For those without teenaged boys at home: check wikipedia's article on LeisureSuitLarry.

The point is that the next time you are told your hair tonic can't be taken on an airplane, now you know why.