Satire of the day

a "news story" at a satire page about animal rights activists:

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

Of course, locals would know it's a satire: Johnstown is not known for it's motorcycle gangs. And they would not be met with a benign reaction such as duct tape if they tried these stunts...and the animal rights folks are busy going after the locals, who often supplement their diet with venison rather than go on food stamps.

On the other hand, one doubts they would bother to harass the ralley at Deadwood...