Gift items of the day

Going to a Halloween party as a bloodthirsty Viking? Ah, but where can you buy a nice helmet?




Try the Village Hat Shop:

They include this disclaimer for the Politically correct:
It has been recently discovered that the real Viking Helmets did not have horns, please note horns are unique, no two are alike.

Helmets and horns vary from shape and color as shown in image, as all are handmade.

But, our customers still like them, so we still make them.

and what about the rest of the costume?

Add some chain mail from ThinkGeek:



and no, it's not made from Mithril,(i.e. titanium) but it's made of the next best thing: Aluminum.

The ThinkGeek Chain Mail T-Shirt is honest-to-goodness real metal chain mail hand forged by dwarfs in forbidden mines near the center of the earth and delivered to the ThinkGeek warehouse by shrieking black apparitions in the dead of night. Its bright shine and relatively light-weight comes from its anodized aluminum construction. It's appropriate protective wear for most occasions including office meetings and parties you would rather not have attended.