New Medical Ailments for you to develop

yes, in the past you had housewive's knee and tennis elbow.

But in today's world, we see:
computer vision syndrome (dry eyes from staring at the screen without blinking)

IPod related hearing loss (from too loud music via earplugs)

Cell phone elbow (from holding it to your ear for hours on end).

Blackberry thumb (from overusing the thumb)

and Facebook depression.