The really important news of the day

Forget snakes on a plane: Bats on a plane.

actually, since bats can carry rabies, I'd be scared too...

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via DaveBarry:

The police officers disguised as gladiators were beaten up by the alleged criminal gladiators before other undercover officers swooped in.

Man's idea to solve nation's debt: Everyone send in a check

A Chinese man persuaded 48 friends to dress as giant carrots in a bizarre but successful bid to win his girlfriend's hand in marriage.

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UK releases UFO files.