Thursday, November 10, 2011

Welcome to Oklahoma

one of the docs who worked with me in Oklahoma sent me this email:




Subject: Wednesday in Oklahoma.




This pretty much says it all.

Tomorrow's weather report has a number of safety precautions you should take note of:

*Tornados are coming: seek shelter in the interior of your house.

*Earthquakes are coming:avoid the interior of your home. Go out side if possible.



*There's lightning outside avoid high ground...


*There's a flash flood warning: avoid low ground...
*Hail is present: avoid open areas.

*Parts of the state have received over 5" of rain in three hours.

*However we have a burn ban.


Welcome to Wednesday in Oklahoma.
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which is why I retired to a tropical paradise, where I only have to worry about typhoons, floods, terrorism, and dengue fever....









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