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A Higgs Boson particle walks into a Catholic Church. So the priest comes up to him and says "Oi you! Higgs Boson! You can't come in 'ere."-----------------------------------
So the Higgs Boson particle says, "Without me you can't have any mass."
Werner Heisenberg being stopped at a speed trap. Policeman asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?" And Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know where I am!"
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three branches of science:
If it smells, it's Chemistry
If it moves, it's Biology
If it doesn't work, it's Physics!
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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From HermeneuticOfContinuity Blogspot.
The CERN website links to this cartoon explation LINK
and the real reason they haven't found it yet?
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