Non politically correct ethnic joke of the day

           The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick
pig and  the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said,
"I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down."  And he did !!! 

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said,
"Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick Pig
let the straw pig in

Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna  huff and puff and
blow your house down." And he did !!!

So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's
house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our
houses down!"

So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said,
"I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and
the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and
made a call.

A few minutes passed and a big, black Cadillac pulls up.

Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These
pigs go over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living
shit out of him, killing the wolf, then they tied cement blocks around
his feet and threw his sorry ass into the river.  Then they got back
into their Caddy and  drove off.


The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those
guys?"  they asked.

"Those were my cousins...

The Guinea Pigs.

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