Monday, November 19, 2012

Pstt: Top secret: Pass it on...

Sigh.





Ah, but don't worry:


Top Secret recipes has instructions on making

Hostes Twinkie Recipe

 Twinkies creme filling.

or you can try the Twinkies Gluten Free recipes

or if you prefer chocolate, here's the recipe for Dingdongs.

how to clone a twinkie video

 

and then there is the Twinkie project...

a bunch of geeks experimented on Twinkies, and published their results...in Haiku:



The Experiments

Twinkies don't burn well
unless doused in alcohol.
Then they make good fires.

Twinkies in water
expand to near twice their size
and look really gross.

When they are pureed
Twinkies can be compressed much.
Really mostly air.

Do Twinkies conduct?
Run lots of current through them.
Very resistive.

Dropped off of sixth floor
Twinkies are not injured much.
Just a small fissure.

Microwaved Twinkies
emit a great deal of smoke
and smell very bad.

Is the Twinkie smart?
Is it just ignoring us?
Maybe never know.

Poor control Twinkie.
Its conditions never change.
I guess I'll eat it.


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