Geek gift idea of the day

from THINKGEEK:

You, you there, you're only a few feet tall and your beard may need a few decades, but you will suffice!
Here, take this axe; wield it with all your strength. Protect the Ring bearer as he traverses treacherous territories and misty mountains. You may need a map to go through Moria because Gimli was the only one who really knew much about that place, but fear not! Trust in the power of The Fellowship and you shall not fail.

Product Specifications

For Ages 3 years and up

15" Battle Axe made of dwarven steel

Just kidding, it's kid-safe EVA foam molded plastic and works against Orcs (Orcs are allergic to EVA foam)