Saturday, January 12, 2013

Ha. Hobbit report.


Empire magazine has an article on what to expect in part 2 and 3 of the hobbit, with tongue firmly in cheek.

Enhanced interrogation?
The set-up involves the quizzing of an orc for information that may or may not be followed by a Jack Nicholson-style “You can’t handle the truth!” for the benefit of liberals in the room. It’s Zero Dark Fur-ty.


then they hint at Spider/vulcan mind meld, the Prison break/River Wild sequence, the greedy politician, Biker Dain riding a hog (literally), and Vampire bats.

Sounds like a lot of cliches redone, but then Tolkien always said a good story was like a stew, with ingredients taken from other stories and then cooked up to make a new dish...whether or not it works depends on how you do it.

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