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Smell like a Viking!

from MedievalNet:

What do you get in a bottle of Norse Power Deodorant For Men?

• Mead (imbibed generously by Viking warriors after a hard day’s raiding)

• Blood and gore (spilled on the battlefields as the marauding Vikings conquered all in their path)

• Smoke (from the settlements razed by Vikings during raids)

• Seawater (From the journey by longship to British shores)

• Mud (Vikings often travelled by foot over the sodden terrain)

• Human sweat (which would have been deep soaked into a warrior’s clothes after a hard day’s raiding)

• Animal meat, fruits and nuts (the essential ingredients of a hearty Viking feast)

• Fresh pine (from traversing the many forests of Britain in search of places to conquer)

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