First they came for the cars

Then they came for our airconditioners,

and now: OH NO: Not my microwave! from Phys.org:

Microwaves usage across the EU alone emits as much carbon dioxide as nearly seven million cars according to a new study by The University of Manchester...

The study found: Microwaves emit 7.7 million tonnes of carbon dioxide equivalent per year in the EU. This is equivalent to the annual emissions of 6.8 million cars.

but then they will come for your meat and eggs: because cattle produce methane, a stronger greenhouse gas than CO2..

so what should you eat? Go Vegan: eat organically grown brown rice.

Uh OH: rice paddies produce CO2 and methane too. (and will be worse from that nasty global warming.

More HERE: and the methane emissions can be cut by dry cultivation, but the dirty little secret is that to get a good crop you end up using herbicides instead of using water to keep the weeds down.