Tired of doing cross stitch projects of Angels or Last Suppers? Tired of those sweety nicey "God bless our home" or similar cliches hanging on your walls.Finally, you can get cross stitch patterns for the rest of us church ladies...
That is if you know church ladies like me....the ones who are honest (translation: Bitchy), hard working (translation: no I won't volunteer to sell cookies, I have to cover the ER that night), self reliant (translation: owns several guns and knows how to shoot them), and loving (translation: keep hubby happy with more than good cooking)...
Mrs. Miniver, call your office...there's a guy down here that doesn't speak English...
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