Joke of the day

Email via Col. Thermal Updraft:

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed
into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces.

He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a
truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers.

The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and
spread some kind of creamy substance on it.

Then they began fitting the pieces together.

In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed
and looking good as new.

"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief.
"What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"

The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."