Friday, September 29, 2006

Chicken joke of the day

There was this farmer lady who had a prize laying pullet.
Every day she'd go to the chicken house and check the hen's nest and find a huge, brown,double yoked egg......day in and day out....for years.

Well,One day she went to get her egg but instead laying in the nest the was a nickle, 2 pennies and 4 quarters..........."hmmm, what the?" She thought but she was glad to get what she did and time went on.

Every day for the next couple of weeks she collected her nice eggs till one day there in the nest were 4 pennies, a dime , two 50 cent pieces and 2 quarters. Stymied the lady just went ahead and put the money in her apron and went on her way....

Time went on again she got her nice eggs.

Till about 4 days later...She checked the nest and there was 4 dimes ,2 pennies, a quarter and 6 nickles... Not knowing what else to do she put them in her
pocket and went on her business.........

Well,
One day she had to go to town to get chicken feed..........and while at the feed store she decided to tell old Fred about the pullet and what she had discovered in the pullet's nest....

Fred thought for a contemplative few moments......and said..
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"The way I figure that pullet of yours surely must be goin' through the
change".

Your Okie joke of the day from Dr. Chesbro.

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