HOW TO ANNOY YOUR FELLOW WORKERS

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
3. Practice making fax and modem noises.
4. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
5. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
6. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
7. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
8. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
9. type only in lowercase.
10. dont use any punctuation either