Monday, January 26, 2009

Headlines below the fold

Terrorist stronghold captured at last.
After 70,000 dead and 25 years of terror, the SriLankan army has captured the last stronghold of the Tamil tigers.

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Were reports of civilian deaths in Gaza exaggerated?
You mean Hamas and their surrogates in the media might be lying?
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Coffee is good for you?!
Yup. Drinking coffee lowers your risk of dementia.


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Virus Alert!

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40 bombs found in the US embassy compound in Manila...
no, not terrorism...they were left over from the battle for Manila back in 1945...


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and finally: Global warming alert.
... it's snowing in the UAE....

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