Attention Homeland security:
Forget that man on the terrorism watch list who wears a codpiece and has all those Yemeni stamps on his passports:
Keep an eye out for the real danger: Haggis smugglers.
Burns' night was Jan 25: and alas The BBC reports that the hagis ban remains, meaning that gud Scots in the colonies will have to refrain from the dish.
Ode to a Haggis: