Insomnia download of the day

How to fish:

The Complete Angler by Isaac Walton.

and Librivox has lots more "How to" books for your listening pleasure:

1. Allardyce, Paul. "Stops, or How to Punctuate" · (readers) 
2. Benedict, Elsie Lincoln. "How to Analyze People on Sight Through the Science of Human Analysis: The Five Human Types" · (readers)
3. Bryant, Sara Cone. "How to Tell Stories to Children" · (readers)
4. Granger, William D.. "How to Care for the Insane" · (readers)
5. Green, Olive. "How to Cook Fish" · (readers)
6. Guardian Unlimited, London. "1906-05-26 How to Dress in the Water" (in "Historical Newspaper Articles, Volume 2") · (readers)
7. Kobbé, Gustav. "How to Appreciate Music" · (readers)
8. Krehbiel, Henry Edward. "How to Listen to Music" · (readers)
9. Lehmann, Lilli. "How to Sing (Meine Gesangskunst)" · (readers)

and last, but not least:

1. Burgess, Gelett. "How To Eat Soup" (in "More Goops and How Not to Be Them") · (readers)
2. Burgess, Gelett. "More Goops and How Not to Be Them" · (readers)