
Crochet your own Gollum hat.
CrochetMeBlog has a free down load for the pattern.
While Piomelli doesn't recommend that people binge on fast food to improve memory, his team's findings could explain why kids who eat breakfast and mid-morning snacks generally perform better in school.."
or maybe it helps because fat keeps you from being hungry
The Moscow State Circus performer fell from the wire in a performance of the troupe's The Monk's Dream during an 11-day run in Liverpool...
But, on his return, he was told he could no longer wear his special shoes.'I don't think it is a good idea for him to wear the boots because he is essentially walking blind – with barefeet he gets a much better grip,' said the circus's health and safety adviser, Larry Dewitt.
The staff at Chessington Zoo fed the giant apes on the seasonal favourite as they are filled with nutritional goodness. However, they hadn't reckoned with the gassy qualities of the tiny veggies.
Now the zoo has issued an apology after guests at the zoo expressed their horror at the potent smell that started emanating from the gorillas' enclosure.
Camels are a valuable commodity in the desert sheikdoms of the Persian Gulf. They are used for racing and transport. They are famous for healthy low-fat milk and can fetch owners millions of dollars at camel beauty contests.
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
3. A backward poet writes inverse.
4. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN downunder.
No trees were killed in posting these puns, however a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Rejoice, heavenly powers! Sing, choirs of angels!
Exult, all creation around God's throne!
Jesus Christ, our King, is risen!
Sound the trumpet of salvation!
Rejoice, O earth, in shining splendor,
radiant in the brightness of your King!
Christ has conquered! Glory fills you!
Darkness vanishes for ever!
'Lap-dancing nun' performs for Church |
Sister Nobili, then joined the order of nuns called the Working Lady Nuns of Nazareth House, and it is through them that she tours prisons and hospitals performing her modern Christian dance....
In the UK one of their papers is in trouble because it uses wide red rubber bands to keep it intact, and people keep dropping and littering the ground. so the BBC is sponsoring a contest on what to do with all those rubber bands.
1. Use them as cheap Kabbalah wrist bands and save $26...
2. Use them to build a giant red rubber band monument and erect it in your town Park
3. Fire them at political candidates, at those giving overlong speeches at formal dinners, or at you minister when he gets boring.4. Fire the across the room, and consider picking them up as the latest trendy exercize plan.
5.Tie them on your trees and bushes to celebrate Chinese New Year
6.Make a red rubber band ball. This is similar to a tan rubber band ball. But red. If you are a patient/obsessive person you might consider this option |
8. Use them to enrage bulls. Ignore those people who think that bulls are colour blind and therefore just as likely to be annoyed by a tan coloured band.
Coin a new simile - "like a red rubber band to a bull".
9. Give your child's Barbie or Barbie-style doll a fetching red belt, or a Rambo-style red headband for that matter.
10. Gather them and sell them back to the Royal Mail as a protest for harming the environment.
Once the nanospheres attach to cancer cells (by using antibodies)... (they) respond to a narrow range of infrared light by becoming hot. When the laser is shined onto the skin, the nanospheres heat up to searing temperatures and essentially bake the cancer cells to death.
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There's a link between dark matter and dark energy
Does dark matter exist, or do we just need to redefine gravity?